Thursday, September 30, 2010

Day 29: Depicting Mary Magdalene

National Gallery Again

Since my annual pass to get a headset (£12, reimbursed by the program) was definitely in my wallet, I was forced to borrow one. Rachel was nice enough to loan me hers--and since we have the same short curly hair, glasses, and height, I figured that the recent aquiring of such a pass would go unnoticed.

I rode to Tottenham Court, got off at Charing Cross (yeah, all you Muggles!) and went straight to Trafalgar Square. It was a happening place. I put one hand firmly on my purse and looked straight at my destination. The goal for going to the Gallery was simple: Our Bible and Christianity class required a paper on Christian art, any topic we chose. I was quick to decide, based on my previous visit--"Depictions of Mary Magdalene." I simply needed to find more images of her to write some solid paragraphs talking about similarities across artists, places and time periods.

In addition to Titian's Touch Me Not, I found Mary mourning Christ's death, reading the scriptures, seeing Christ resurrected, and being venerated as a saint. Each of these had similar characteristics, such as Mary being depicted in a red dress, with long hair (usually red), and accompanied by a jar of ointment. I learned that traditional Christianity believes Mary to be the woman taken in adultery, as well as the sister of Martha--this sinful past, combined with complete focus on the Savior makes Mary Magdalene someone with whom we can empathize and strive to become. Here's the as yet ungraded paper. Should you steal it, teachers are smart. Also you'll answer to God and all your honest ancestors. :)
September 30 2010
Bible and Christianity
Explication, Art

Depicting Mary Magdalene

Traditional Christianity holds that Mary Magdalene was the sister of Cumbered Martha and was the penitent prostitute who washed the Savior’s feet; these beliefs entirely influence the way she is depicted in Christian art, including her physical appearance and focus, often combining her sinful past and veneration as a saint to inspire our own devotion to God.

Mary has specific traits that identify her in any painting, including a traditional red dress, luxurious hair (usually red), and a bottle of ointment. The ever-present red dress or shawl represents passion and love as well as her scarlet sins as referred to in the scriptures. (Even in Van der Weyden’s The Magdalen Reading, there is evidence that her green dress was painted over red to protect her identity.) Her long hair, though often hidden under a shawl, represents the tresses that cleaned the Savior’s feet; depending on the time period, long red tresses also symbolize promiscuity and even Satanic tendencies. But while the locks are coupled with a jar of oil, the audience remembers the first time we see her in the scriptures, washing His feet as a penitent sinner with oil that “might have been sold to give to the poor” but was offered instead to the King of Kings.
Although some artists depict her less favourably than others, Mary’s complete focus on the Savior (God) is always evident. In Annibale Carracci’s The Dead Christ Mourned, the other women in the painting are looking at the fainted Virgin and at each other for guidance, but Mary is the only one entirely mourning Jesus, her hands thrown up in classical mourning posture and grief apparent on her face. In a veneration painting such as Guido Reni’s Saint Mary Magdalene, she is gazing into heaven with that same look of ecstasy with which she looks at the Savior in Titian’s Touch Me Not. One of the most interesting paintings is Savoldo’s Mary Magdalene, in which Mary seems to be crouching, shrouded in a grey cloak and looks directly out at the audience from the sepulchre. Has her focus on God broken here? If we look closely, her red dress peeps out of the bottom and we realize that her knees are actually just her other hand, which seems to be covering her eyes. Her grief has broken at the sight of someone—is she looking out at the risen Savior, mistaking him as the gardener? Mary is unmistakably and beautifully focused on God every way she is depicted, whether mourning at the tomb, worshipping the living Christ, or simply reading the Bible.

While some argue that her appearance as a sinner is at odds with her sainthood, I believe such juxtaposition makes Mary Magdalene one of the most believable characters in Christian art. She is often depicted with such perfect beings as Christ and the Virgin Mary, people who are without fault and worshipped in traditional Christianity; but alongside this perfection we see a penitent sinner with complete focus on God. Our eyes linger on her expression of mourning in Carracci's "Christ's Body Mourned" or her ecstasy at the veneration. Looking at Mary Magdalene, whether Latter-day Saints or Catholic laypersons, we are better able to think on our own devotion, develop faith in God’s forgiveness and thus achieve redemption as she did.

Day 28: FIELD TRIP--A Shakespearean Petting Zoo

Idioms of the Hathaway Cottage

Today was a pilgrimage to Stratford On Avon. Five houses, only one without rain--stuffed on a little coach with a Polish driver, we made our way south to Cotswolds and I had the best sleep I'd had yet, dreaming as an accompanist for the MoTab.

Anne Hathaway's Cottage was first. Charming flowers all out--the end of September, and the cottage gardens here are still stunning. Elizabethan houses still standing in the charming little outskirts. We entered and found an enthusiastic tour guide who told us some cute stories about Shakespeare's courtship with this particular woman, as well as everyday happenings:

1. Before going to bed, people would tighten the braided bed-ropes (before springs) underneath the mattress as much as possible, because the tighter the ropes, the better the sleep. Good night, sleep tight.

2. When guests came to visit, bacon was usually offered as succor after a long journey (unless they were REALLY unwelcome, in which case, nothing was offered). If you got hot, sizzling bacon, you were an honored guest and the host took extra care to make sure it was hot when you arrived. The uneaten bacon was stored in a little ceiling box, saved for later...if you got this cold bacon, consider yourself snubbed. Tis the cold shoulder.

3. When guests stayed for the night and there weren't enough beds, the top of the table could be taken off and flipped over as a substitute. Room and board.

4. Speaking of tables, the dinner table for a house of 14, like the Hathaways, comprised a long rectangular dining table with benches for everyone in the family. The father (head of house), however, got his own chair and sat at the head of everyone. Chairman of the board.

5. Bread was baked in a lovely oven, much like artisan bread today, except that the bottom wasn't often cleaned, and the loaf was cut horizontally, rather than diagonally. The bottom slice, which was covered in cinders and splinters and ash, was given to dogs or children or servants, while the top slice was given to the head of house. Uppercrust.

It was really cool to walk on the same stone floor that Shakespeare walked on. Could we feel the literature oozing out? Not really. The gift shop was cool though; Sister Seely bought me a new wallet with a Merry Wives quote: "There's money, spend it, spend it!" I thought it appropriate.

Tudors Amok

Our next stop was by far my favorite place. Shakespeare's mum was named Mary Arden, and her property is still a working farm. The cool part was that all the workers dressed in 1500s garb and talked to us like they thought we had the Plague. Little schoolchildren dressed in Tudor clothes were being taught to thresh and milk and make cider, and we walked through like it was some kind of theme park. I was grateful for the irreverent manner that was permitted; but less heavy than all those Great War sites.

The best part? Pigs, cows, goats, chickens, geese, and other period animals (big shaggy draft ponies that attracted the sympathy of every girl due to their rocker hair and sad countenances) were so used to tourists that they let us pet them. The pigs Amy and Liz were small and red with little curly tails and a soccer ball, eager for attention. Smart little buggers. It was at the farm that we missed out on the hawkers because rain started to come down.

The Grave and Other Archeological Events

The next three sites were Shakespeare's birthplace, his son-in-law's house, and the ruins of Shakespeare's own estate...some jerkface burned the place down. As a result, a crew of diggers have begun to search in the wreckage for items lost there and make people pay to see the place. Shame his mulberry tree was cut down too. Troubles with the town drunk and a rector, apparently. His daughter Susanna married an Elizabethan doctor and we visited his house; no thatch roof, and glass in the windows made him a rich man. We tried to invent a Facebook quiz: Which of your humors is out of balance? Blood, phlegm, yellow bile and black bile results.

Charles Dickens found the birthplace in the 1900s and put in a lot of work to preserve the place. I loved seeing the panes of glass with graffiti and signatures dating back to the 1700s. I learned that Shakespeare was dressed as a girl when he was a toddler to chase away the devil...we're glad to learn he survived the year Bubonic Plague took over the town. Like his father, who paid fines out the wazoo for illegal trading and tannering, he seemed to be a bit of a rebel who married an older woman three years earlier than consent age because she was definitely pregnant. I would expect nothing less from the man who penned Much Ado About Nothing as well as King Lear.

The grave is entombed within a Holy Trinity Church, alongside his wife, Susanna and a few other children. We were able to get in for 50p and didn't feel bad about it; the grave was unremarkable compared to tombs of the Black Prince and Lord Nelson that we'd seen--just a slab of granite, like a large flagstone, with a wreath of flowers recently placed. The far more interesting thing beside it was a 1611 edition of the King James Bible, a beautiful book open to Psalms 23. Just calm, simple devotion to a literary past of the town; whether Shakespeare liked going to church is another matter, but he uses Biblical passages everywhere in his plays, the most of whom refer to Cain. How very Hamlet and Macbeth of him.

We left Stratford about four oclock, soaking wet in the English rain and huddled together in the bus to sleep again, looking out the window at a bronze statue of Yorrick in jester apparel. I slept fitfully, thinking that I would catch some good internet time without the mob of girls headed to dinner.

Day 27: The Merry Wives of Windsor

A Confession to Make

There wasn't much play today, due to the outing this evening. The profs all paid for us to see Merry Wives at the Globe--an event that inspired everything from rejoicing to groaning about standung up for nearly three hours. I for one remembered I couldn't feel my toes after Henry IV. But I was optimistic that the comedy would be worth the standing.

Which brings me to that confession--the day the Pope was here, I had massive cabin fever by five, and went in search of a crew with plans that evening. I found a contemplative Andrew tuning the Centre's guitar in the sitting room and asked if they were going out to play. Apparently he thought I said, "Going to a play?" to which he said, "Yeah, but we all got our tickets beforehand." I was super confused. Henry the Fourth at the Globe, £5--a play I'd never heard of before, but him, Nikki, Ben, Sarah and Liz were all going. I ran and asked Liz if she still wanted to sleep (definitely vampiresque by the time I made it upstairs) but Sarah gave me the I-have-waaay-too-much-homework-for-Shakespeare look (such a thing does exist, profs.) So I bought her ticket and found myself on the Tube headed to St. Paul's.

Henry IV

We sat in line for some two hours, foregoing the pictures until inside the actual theatre, debating whether to buy hot dogs from that stand or that stand. It was a beautiful, cloudless day and I'd given up bringing a coat (such faith in the weather) from my training from SRO concerts. When they finally let us in, we scrambled to grab a place at the coveted wall, and ended up scrunched at stage right. It was like something out of Shakespeare in Love--the walls were painted with images of Dionysis and other gods; stage heaven and hell, although the set was a big structure meant to be bottom and top floor meets fly rail; big family crest banners dangling from every seat landing, and an open ceiling beyond the stage where we saw deep purple evening setting in. I was still surprised how warm it was. We sat for the few minutes before the show started. I stared at the groundling floor as it filled, imagining pistachio shells that had undoubtedly caused the actors so much grief to clean up in the days before popcorn.

Eventually, the crude Commedia Arte came to introduce the show and we all had to stand. That first act, I realized Falstaff was the same bad guy in Speed Racer and V for Vendetta--and it showed. His stage focus and presence made every time he entered the best moment ever. And Prince Hal? Definitely high-fived me! Gah, it was like being back at that Muse concert, except waay nerdier. The actors in Henry IV were magical onstage--Falstaff and Hal had brilliant chemistry, and every side character had trouble breaking focus busting out laughing--everyone, that is, except Falstaff. What a guy. The only one who really irritated me was Hotspur, who had the same voice inflections and hand gestures the entire time, which is wearing on the ears as he has the second most lines. My favorite scene was when Hal gets called in by the King and is cornered in a chair; the audience thus far has laughed harder than we can remember, and we're anticipating more jokes, when Henry IV positively screams at his son, who looks legitimately scared. It was some fantastic acting that just changed the mood on a dime, til the air was thicker than cold custard. I still get chills thinking about it.

Other fantastic things? Ad-libbing, Welsh singers, solid stage combat, and that random would-be boring scene that started with a man leaping out of the trapdoor in Elizabethan underwear, pursued by a vehement girl dressed likewise, who seems intent on causing him the most bodily harm possible. While the boring conversation goes on, we focus on the couple racing around the stage and eventually going back underneath, trying not to laugh too hard at the thumps and clangs and yells issuing there, and mostly hoping that no one's saying anything important. But no worries--Hotspur's rebellion is destroyed, Hal will become king in the next segment, and Falstaff lives on to star in Merry Wives of Windsor, the show we actually saw today.

Merry In Windsor

What's the point of a comedy where there's no cross-dressing? Apparently Queen Elizabeth, who liked Sir Falstaff so much, commissioned a show starring him. Naturally Shakespeare made the man a dog whose only goal is to bed two married women at the same time. But unlike the wise, reality-aware Falstaff we knew and loved, this one was foolish enough to pick two best friends, and drunk much more than the other actor was. We laughed much less, acquiesced that the show was for clearly younger audiences, and were dazzled by costume effects and body humor. I stood next to Rachel, who was so excited to be in the Globe and loved every minute of the show--one can't help but feel in company with so much enthusiasm. She made sure to document that I was there too.

The trip home from Henry definitely had us sitting on the Tube massaging our groundling feet and exclaiming how awesome the show was when two Welshmen started singing randomly. We all looked over and Liz cheered and clapped. "You, yeh got Welsh blood in yeh?" She said she didn't know. But the guys seemed to think so and came down the car for another stop and kept singing as they disembarked. Liz planted a big wet one as they waved through the train window. I told her to wash that off before she ate anything. Nikki said that kiss didn't count. Liz could only say, "Isn't this great that we're all here together??"

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Day 26: Primark

Another Quest for Socks

Devri's computer crashed. As a result, we're now spending a lot more time on these classroom computers together, and she accompanied me to Primark so I could find some socks. No Pope this time, just rain...the place was a zoo, but not like Ross or any other thrift store I'd ever seen. There were racks and shelves full of blazers, pencil skirts, sweatshirts, and tops the same as a JC Penny, except that everything was less than £10. It was nuts. I got seven pairs of socks for £2, and they're darn comfortable...looks like I'll come back here when I get my mission call :)

Day 25: Inner-city Primary

Pianist Calling

This morning I felt really sick. I took some stuff on the Tube out to Lea Valley and hoped it would all go away--fast Sunday is not a good idea if one's legitimately unwell. Liz was in charge of teaching the Sunbeams this week, but she asked for the manual on the way there. I was a little concerned.


After a super long testimony meeting, Primary is a great place to be. Being with all the kids really seems to lift my spirits, and I can see now why so many teachers and leaders are so enthused in Primary. Our permanent pianist actually came today--she also asked me if I knew where the bathroom was. Trying not to judge while Liz struggles to play the Primary songs without her.


Happily for Liz, though, was the fact that everyone left--sick, gone home, off to Young Women, etc.--by Sharing time. By everyone, I mean that four kids were left--Daniel, Alicia, Nathan (who sat by me and paid more attention than I did) and Tico (who hid behind the storage closet and shouted that he wouldn't come out. So Sister Susan pulled a lesson out of her elbow and we played the game Hot-Cold, where you hide something in the room, and the room helps the finder by singing Primary songs louder or softer. Good times all around.


A Member in the UK


I gave the ward clerk my email and he promised to set up a missionary appointment for me shortly. I felt much better by the time we got the Tube home--everyone had been given some sort of sweets or biscuits from their leaders for the third week in a row, and we chatted happily about how fantastic our ward is.


The fireside that night was a panel of students in London from Ireland, the UK, and the States, talking about being a member of the Church here. From the sound of it, there isn't really open hostility here so much as there is respect. Most aren't religious at all, and it's very live and let pray. Count on Dr. Seely to make things awkward...(to the couple on the other side of the podium) "Are you guys dating?" I think it was a little more eye-opening for the girls from Utah than it was for me. My growing up was a little more hostile, what with scores of evangelicals roaming the school and telling me and my brother we were destined to go to hell. It was fun to hear about tight-knit youth groups who stay out of clubs and keep good friends, like I had back home. Utah really misses out on the whole sink or swim mentality, I think. The world's a dangerous place.


Can I just say how excited I am for another Monday? Real schedules and the thought of naps are fantastic.

Day 24: A Pub on Fleet Street

The Cheshire Cheese Tavern


The Law Society and every barbershop on Fleet Street must get mobbed with tourists. I was surprised, actually, by the sheer amount of hair-cutting places and concluded that they must get fantastic business. There were something like fifteen of us who'd come, but just a few knew the story of Benjamin Barker and his demise. I had to defend the story against cute little girls who were definitely put off by its cannibalistic tendencies. But we ended up at dinner anyway--Charles Dickens', Samuel Johnsons' and Voltaire's favorite English pub--the Cheese.


The Cheese's charm comes from four different menus, one for each floor--we ate in the Chop Room, as soon as we shed half the group, and got to see Dickens' favorite chair and a fireplace from 1667. I decided on two appetizers: A Bubble and Squeak and two Yorkshire Puddings. The first was mashed potatoes with broccoli and peas mixed in, and the latter can't really be explained. It was super tasty and oh so cheap! We spent the evening playing Six Degrees of Separation and cleaning our plates, enthused about a second visit to Fleet Street in the future.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Day 23: PARIS TRIP--A World War I Cemetery

Leaving Amiens


The cathedral (light show or not) was twice the size of Notre Dame, and famous for having the actual head of John the Baptist (one of four, right?). The skull is encased in gold and bulletproof glass, and I definitely heard "Jean-Baptiste" during the mass. The service was in French, and Brother Shuler was sitting in one of the pews. I slid in next to Bethany and saw the gleaming altar and various elderly people scattered among the benches. Their singing echoed off the walls and seemed to raise the ceiling altogether. It was a beautiful place to be.


Dr. Seely made sure that we had all seen the weeping angel. I imagined a woman, head thrown back in grief, wings battered and ashen. But it wasn't. It was a statue of a small boy, maybe three, slumped down with his pudgy face in one hand, crying as though he'd been left at a gas station by his mother. I stared at it. The other angels nearby were smiling and laughing, encircling the Virgin and Jesus, but this little boy looked down at mortality and just wept. Why do you weep in this place of God? You're so young. Why do you cry for our sakes?


This was only the beginning of our somber day. Despite the bite of macaroon (Amiens is where they were invented), there wasn't much sweetness to be had.


The Somme and Arras


We stopped at a crater. It was from an unearthed landmine and some ninety feet deep. Just a great grassy hole. There were even wild daisies growing at the bottom. The trees around it were young and other pockmarked places had never been healed. The farmers around these parts dig up bones of WWI soldiers pretty regularly, along with shrapnel, bullets, and other artifacts. One landmine a few years ago killed a lot of farmers at once, just plowing a new spot of ground. In spite of the sunshine, it started raining as we stood there in white clay mud. Appropriate.


The Newfoundlanders who fought in Arras memorialized the place. Our walking tour took us around the now grassy trenches, to the view from the Caribou statue, clear to the cemetery at the other end. Many have no name, despite Kipling's epitaph "Their Name Liveth For Evermore". It was a little cemetery, full no doubt of soldiers who were forever considered MIA. According to our guide, the bodies dug up today continue to be buried in such cemeteries all over the countryside, as close to where they died as possible.


My favorite place we stopped at was another such cemetery, except that there were 6,ooo or so graves--not even ten percent of what was lost in a few hours in the Somme. Dr. Tate gave us each a little wood cross bearing a poppy to place wherever we liked; some put theirs on soldiers of the same age, some imagined brothers and friends, some chose family names. I went in search of one such name, looking through hundreds of graves. The rows were fifteen across, and in many places, only one or two had names and birthdates. The rest said "A Soldier of the Great War: Known Unto God." There were thousands here. Mothers could not mourn at their burial, or even at their death, because no one knew.


After pointing out family names to other girls and some thirty minutes looking, I found one. Alec McKay, of the Tyrnside Regiment, died at 23 years old. Someone had placed a black and white picture of him there, among the little yellow roses. I stared at it, memorizing the words, when I noticed a white cross already put there. Was I related to someone on the program? Perhaps I'd find out later. I smiled and decided that Private McKay did not need two crosses. I touched his little tombstone and hurried on--everyone was leaving. I found an unknown soldier of the Highlands Infantry who had no roses on his grave. I put my cross there and cheered for all the Scottish lads who'd served and died.


Home to London


The beauty of a vacation in Paris on Study Abroad is that home is still London. We were relieved to be back...the rain looked so familiar, the damp streets of Diagon Alley and Grosvenor Square, and Tony narrating all the while why Britons drive on the wrong side of the road. Here's the reason:


"Back in the day, swordsmen were predominantly right-handed. Naturally you'd pull your sword from your left buckle and engage on the right side. Think of a jousting tournament. You hold your spear with your right arm and charge on your opponents' right side. It carried on to this day because horses and carriages did the same thing."


Whether our driver was pulling our leg, we may never know. Kudos to Tony for driving a right-sided charter bus in France where everyone drove "on the wrong side of the road". The other cool thing we learned, back when our card game was drawing to a close and we approached the Cliffs of Dover, was that Ian Fleming lived near those cliffs and would take an express to London. The train's number? OO7.


It was nearly 10pm when we came home, starving and wet. The enthusiasm was infectious!

Day 22: PARIS TRIP--PDA in the Pompidou

A Curfew


After the madness yesterday, we were enthused that we needed to be back by four o'clock to head out. Our group went to the Louvre in the morning to do some other homework; Amanda and I aren't in humanities, so we promised to meet up at some point. I got lost (literally, I couldn't get out) in the Roman and Greek sculpture yet again and definitely saw some statues from Pride and Prejudice. Luckily I made it out in time to find a loo and meet up with Amanda...but Annie, Carolyn and Kim were nowhere to be found.


After some thirty minutes, we decided to go back to the Pompidou so Amanda could do her last bit of homework. I went through the display a second time and subsequently sat down on a bench in the hall. A group of students went by, and then a couple who seemed to be in their early forties. The woman glanced around for a second, and then started furiously kissing the man (apparently there was no security? Small children?). I tried not to laugh. Paree holds the key to her heart...


Amiens


Yet another charming village built around its cathedral. The place was closed when we arrived that evening; we unpacked, ogled over the swank hotel rooms this time, and headed out for some margarita pizza down the lane. Dr. Seely was so excited to show us some of his favorite exterior architecture, particularly during the light show that evening. Lazers would color the faces, robes, and crowns of every gothic detail on the facade, and he promised we would never see Gothic architecture the same way again. It felt like we were going to a concert.

So of course it was cancelled. In the words of Dr. Seely, "We're mad as hell." I didn't find out any of this, however; I hung back and chatted with Rachel and Amanda. Apparently, there was a sign in Versailles that said "No running. No yelling. No handbills" and then, superimposed on where it said "biking", someone had put a sticker that read "Moose." "No Moose." We cracked up laughing and now don't know the prophets carved outside Amiens cathedral. Ah, well.

I called Dad and told him I'd been robbed. He seemed more impressed than anything else--we chatted for some ten minutes or so before it started getting expensive. I hadn't talked to anyone from home in a month and it was good to hear about it.

A bit of grocery shopping for lunch the next day, where I bought Beof Borgingon (however you spell it), ravioli, and a jar of applesauce. Annie had a rough time before we went to sleep, just angry about the gossiping and troubles forced on everyone. She, for one, was excited to go back to London.

Day 21: PARIS TRIP--Crabby Girls and Creme Brulee

A Day of Freedom: Church First

The lobby that morning filled and emptied regularly until about 8am, when every group had finally made it to Notre Dame. So far it's my favorite cathedral I've been in: the ceiling is some 140 feet, and full of jeweled purple glass. A service was happening; the clergyman spoke in low, melodic French that seemed to light the room. Just worship candles were lit, but the sun was coming up and setting the windows ablaze, gilding the chapels in gold. I sat in one of the pews for a long time, looking up at the modern lay altar and the gold choir altar, listening to the service and watching people cross themselves as they walked by. At our Lady's Chapel, I stood in a shaft of pink light and just soaked it all in. It was hard to imagine Napoleon coming in here to crown himself emperor, superimposing himself on every holy thing within.


We waited in line for over an hour to climb the steps. I sat next to an Australian couple who had been to Versailles the day we had, and we watched the sun rise over the little cafes and early-morning martini-drinkers. I sat behind Nikki and Amanda, with maybe 12 people ahead of us. A group of about eight other girls, however, flocked around Ben and Andrew, totally disregarding the line. Amanda started to get irritated, but I thought it was unnecessary until the guards put out a sign that said, "Only 20 people every 10 minutes". We couldn't yell up to them, and they just sort of absorbed into the line, leaving the Australian couple in the dust. I told them sorry, entirely embarassed.


The climb up was close to four hundred stairs, in a narrow spiral tower. The city of Paris looked quite as lovely in the daytime...much calmer, more peaceful. The sun was already burning off the wispy white clouds and the little Montmarte villas below shone innocently. We took lots of pictures from the top, leaning out to touch the gargoyles and squishing in as many people as would fit. The bell tower was a little better for this--it was wooden and creaky as the Disney movie, made of incredibly old wood scaffolding to cushion the bell's soundwaves. The bell itself was bigger than a Eurovan, and had indents from the hammer within. The doors leading to who knows how many exits were super short...which made us a little curious about the hunchback's existence...


Next on the list was Saint Chapelle, but not before we caught up with Annie and Carolyn (two of the cutters), who looked incredibly upset. Apparently Annie had realized what happened and tried to apologize to Amanda, who really let her have it for being inconsiderate. I did my best to explain things--the girls would be pissed for a brief time, so long as nothing lasting was exchanged. I don't think they believed me. So I changed the subject and we started the few blocks to our next church.


Saint Chapelle had a ton of construction on one side, but only a little chapel is open to the public. We entered to find half the wall glowing pink and purple and blue and red, just the most stunning stained glass we'd seen yet. And all the more impressive for being in such a small vicinity; the black and white floor had little prisms of light all over, and even our cameras were blinded by the color. The other wall had a building behind it, so no light got through. The contrast really looked like an old attic versus a new kitchen. There were so many people in the chapel, but we students were hushed some five or six times before I got fed up and went out into the lobby.


Museums, Old AND Huge


Modern art came after a lunch of bad paninis and pidgeon friends--called the Pompidou. I thought Dr. Tate was joking, but I saw it for myself; upon trying to enter the museum, swarms of Indian girls surrounded us, waving clipboards of petitions at us. I was particularly curt to them and fought the urge to yell NO rather than just say it, but I think we all were glad to get inside. The selection we needed to see was for Great War and Modernism--among all the cubists, ex-Dadaists, surrealists, and fauvreists, it was a little difficult to find a favorite AND analyze it. We're not exactly surrounded by modern art on a regular basis, and more than one girl mentioned how much she loves classical works. But I felt a lot more in my element than I expected; understanding the theatre and literature of the time period certainly helped me understand what these people were trying to do.


The Orsay came next, and so did massive sunshine. Carrying all our homework under that sun, Annie, Carolyn, Kim, Andrea and I struggled to keep up our enthusiasm for Paris. The first display in Orsay was a limited time Van Gogh, who used a lot more mediums than I thought; there were wood carvings of a man and woman, from courtship to his death. They were so beautiful, but easy to miss, as I discovered from everyone else. After all those attempted rape scenes in classical art, it was fantastic to see these two kissing mutually.

Exhausted and not interested in sitting on bench slabs with a million other tourist, I crawled into a corner by the stairs and promptly fell asleep. Some forty minutes later, I woke to a guard poking my knee. I managed a "Oui?" and crawled out to find some other place to sleep in peace. I passed the Decadence of Rome, some Reni, and more classical sculptures before I made it out. Everyone met up again, grumpy about their homework and how hot it was outside and how their feet ached. I suggested the Orangerie, then dinner. (Bit more cheerful from my nap.)

Love

The bridge across the Seine boasted some fake artists selling Paris, but the bridge itself had dozens of locks fastened around the steel netting, like yarn ties on a baby blanket. Each lock had things like Love and S+D written on them. I wondered how often the locks get cut off but was fascinated all the same. Who had started this such that vendors were selling old box locks?

The Orangerie was at the north of a French garden--all symmetry, all predictable, but lovely all the same. To our delight, a bronzed version of Rodin's The Kiss was placed right outside, next to the Bastille. It was like seeing the Van Gogh woodcuts again--this mutual affection and tenderness was just beautiful to see. I learned later that BYU had the opportunity to display all of Rodin, but declined The Kiss, likely for the can of worms attacking the school for pornography threatening being opened. Being the students we are, we were angry about it, but could understand the reasons for declining. Stupid too-righteous parents. We went inside.

Monet's waterlilies and weeping willows were on display. Naturally I expected the little framed ones we have in my house. We entered a white room that looked like the inside of an eggshell with four benches comprising a rectangle in the middle. On each "wall" was a painting that stretched thirty feet long, each wall a different time of day. I was amazed! Annie said that the benches were like sitting on a boat, each person looking out at different parts of the pond. The south was dusk and the pond was purple night. The north was midday, the west early morning, with pale pink clouds reflected in the water. Kim was utterly unimpressed. I asked her if she had ever had a waterlily pond, and she said no. I guess for impressionists, you have to have some idea what the original looked like to appreciate it. In this way, the artists are free to leave the "realistic" and make their own worlds altogether. We learned that these paintings were Monet's gift to France after WWI, to help them with their grief. In a time that might have been full of revenge, Monet present peace, calmness, and real tears in the weeping willows that wept with the nation. It was really moving to be there.

Kim navigated dinner plans. After one place was closed, we ended up in an open pub and did our best ordering in French menus. I didn't have any money, so I just ordered French onion soup and ate frenchbread. The other girls shared their steak and filet mignon, but we weren't super enthused until we got to dessert. All five of us ordered Creme Brulee and it was the greatest dessert I'd had on Study Abroad. We shouldn't have done it--no doubt we'll dream about it after dinner back at the Centre.

The Louvre was only open for another hour, so we sprinted through to see Venus, Winged Victory, and the Mona Lisa. Can I just say that the originals are so COOL? They just have this depth that grabs you and you keep looking and you understand why DaVinci was a genuis. Shame about the bulletproof glass. And the ropes. And guards. I ended up losing the group altogether, but ran into Mandy and Julie, who were off for more crepes. So, butter and sugar in one hand, I headed back to the hotel for the last uncomfortable night, and found out Jessica and Nicole ran into that New York couple two more times. Tourists attractions, basically. They didn't rob me, in case anyone was suspicious.

Day 20: PARIS TRIP--Anime in Versailles

Escaping the Protestant Violence

After Dr. Seely gave me a fifty euro note, our coach driver Tony made an appearance about 8:30, ready to load us all out to Chartres ("shart") Cathedral. We rolled through the French countryside in new sunlight, to a large village out in the hills. The little houses were wreathed in sunflowers and emerald rose bushes, brookes and water wheels and iron-wrought fences. The cathedral stood in the center, mismatched towers looming over delis and one cheerful Ferris wheel. It was by happy chance that we ran into the only two elders in Chartres--they were walking along a cobbled road, and someone spotted their nametags from the coach window. We parked and thirty very enthusiastic girls swarmed them, announcing that we were from BYU and we LOVE elders and demanding to know where they were from. One had been out six months--he did most of the talking, as the year-long elder looked scared out of his mind to see such a mob of womenfolk.

The Cathedral is half Romanesque, half flambouyant Gothic (for everyone confused, check out Wikipedia) due to a massive fire. Some stories say that the people of the village loved God so much that they spent however many years rebuilding it; others take a more practical approach and believe that Chartres' economy tanked after the Cathedral was half-destroyed (it was house to the Virgin's shirt worn at the conception (or birth, no one really knows)) and they needed to revitalize it. We all soon saw how eager they were; the walls had enough jeweled glass to fill a football field multiple times over. The profs handed us all sets of headphones and we could hear Dr. Seely whispering into a microphone, trying not to interrupt the service in the choir chapel.

The Window Club was comprised of students, each assigned to describe a particular window. Mine was the South Rose window, which depicts Apocalyptic Christ and his apostles, surrounded by eight angels, a man, ox, lion, and eagle, and the twenty-four elders of the Second Coming. The sun rested just beyond the ruby panes and dazzled us all as I tried to explain what we were squinting to see. Many students had story windows, like the Good Samaritan and the Prodigal Son windows, where each scene in the story is depicted in tiny panes--theirs were considerably longer descriptions. The Blue Mary and Life of Mary windows took a super long time, simply because we members of the Church are entirely unfamiliar with worship of the Virgin in other denominations. I learned that Catholics also believe Mary was immaculately conceived (brought about by a Holy Ghost conception) and that her life was devoted to wisdom and the development of skills, making her a saint of Catholic universities. The Blue Mary window has blue and red hues that cannot be reproduced in stained glass, even by modern technology--they were marvelous to see. We were glad that the Protestants never really made it this way in France to destroy the glass windows like they had in so many other places.

A House Visit: Louis XIV

As we made our way back into Paris after some paninis in Chartres, the temperature jumped to 80 some degrees. Poor Andrea and Annie had left their museum passes at the hotel, and needed to pay the seven euros to get into Versailles--a steal, compared to some cathedrals and Woolf's house back in England. Getting out into the dusty air, we saw the gilt facade of the palace, guarded by gold gates and gaggles of Japanese tourists. I marvelled at their dedication to Western fascination. But then, it's the largest fetching palace east of Disneyland.

The lovely afternoon was spent with Mandy, a super smart and snarky girl who looks like a model and put up with my basically sprinting through the palace rooms. The Hercules room was one of the first, after we made sure to see the bust of Louis XIV (Mandy's assignment for Humanities), and that's where Versailles began to get weird. Instead of the Herculean something that was supposed to be in the middle of the room as described by the headset, there was a titanic plastic sculpture, pink and green and purple and polka-dots, that had clearly been engineered this decade. I shrugged it off and headed into the next room.

But no! Instead of Ming vases, there were little sculptures of children that looked like they were from Animal Crossing. The atrium before the hall of mirrors had a Sailor Moon (yep, life-sized) and we had to skirt a million Asian tourists to even get into the mirror room. These bizarre Japanese sculptures were seen in the Sun King's bedroom, the Napoleon room (titled "The Emperor's New Clothes", a squat statue of an angry anime king (I laughed)), the hall of mirrors (looked like a giant ball of seaweed with smiling daisies all over it--my favorite), and even out in the center of the gardens (a monstrous gold piranha plant, looked like something out of Mario). Mandy and I laughed so hard.

Locked Out

The gardens awaited, so naturally our little tour through the Palace took maybe forty minutes (there are only so many gold ceilings one can appreciate in the course of an afternoon), leaving us with an hour and a half to tour the gardens. It was Music in the Park day, and we could barely hear baroque classical wafting out from the bushes...Mandy and I joined the mob going through to the gardens, herded by two security guards who weren't exactly paying attention. The sun beat down on the white roads, and the fountains weren't spouting. It was all French formal, so straight lines, tall hedges, perfect lines of perennials and Greek statues--all very impressive, all added to by the Vivaldi or whatever issuing from unseen intercoms.

Mandy wanted to walk the length of the canal, and I was enthused to say we had. We made sure to note the Apollo fountain before heading out of the gardens--we were surprised to see a checkpoint heading out to the canal and more public property, but we paid it no mind. Our museum card had gotten us out to the gardens, hadn't it? So we spent a happy time walking between rows of trees, noticing that one girlfriend definitely wasn't wearing a shirt as she lounged out on the grassy bank with her boy. Paris, sheesh. There were kids on bicycles, older couples out on walks, and dorky tourists like us taking pictures. At the end of one canal arm, it occurred to us that we might not make it back in time. So we cut through the bushes on the way back and were glad we had enough time to get back to the coach.

Naturally, the checkpoint guard stopped us coming back in, so we pulled out our museum cards. He looked at us incredulously and shook his head.

"What? No, see, we just CAME from the gardens."
"Do you have a ticket?"
"No, we got in on these."
He looked doubtful.
"I can't let you in without a ticket."
"What ticket? These passes let us in!" (I held up the Versailles section and pointed at the Jardins, hoping that whatever the card said in French let us back in.) But the guard said he wouldn't let us in.

I was seriously considering jumping the gate and making a break for it. We had fifteen minutes to get back to the coach and were stuck walking around the outside of the whole palace. Mandy was going to just pay, but I didn't have enough euros for this! So we were shunted aside, trying to figure out where to go, when the Tates and Seelys walked by. Thanks to some of Sister Tate's French, the directors got us back in and we headed to the coach. As it turned out, the security out front hadn't paid enough attention to realize that we didn't pay the seven euros necessary to even enter the Versailles gardens. So viola, we got in for free and just about missed the coach. A lucky day? Probably.

Another Skyline View

After dinner at an Italian pizza place, the group wanted to go to Eiffel Tower. I told Nikki I would just take the Metro back to the hotel, but she wouldn't let me go by myself--before long, Ben decided to navigate us to Arc De Triomphe, and I couldn't be more pleased. I felt bad about changing everyone's plans, but they shrugged it off and said we needed to see it anyway.

A bit of mishap (getting separated from Liz and our fearless leader) Andrew, Nikki and I headed up those 200 some odd stairs and found them already at the top. Liz was overjoyed to see us. We spent a long time up there, taking pictures for more Asian tourists, capturing the Eiffel next to a full moon, and just looking at the gleaming lights in the buildings below. Count on Ben to start a round of Guess that Person, and count on me to get it right. We didn't get in until right before midnight, but we all rejoiced in the idea that the next day was for the conquering and we were free to do what we liked. As I unpacked next to my little cot and listened to BBC announce money-laundering in the Vatican bank, I hoped that the museums tomorrow believed in toilet seats, unlike the rest of Paris. But I'll be optimistic.

Day 19: PARIS TRIP--Big City, Small Town Girl

Trenches

Our trip on the swankest ferry Dover has to offer left many a little seasick, and we woke to find ourselves parked next to the Arras trenches. This is a memorial site of German and French troops during World War I; the green earth is still pockmarked like a young toad from artillery shells, despite the old trees that grow from within. The trenches themselves were at first full of girls taking pictures (posing ridiculously, as usual), but everyone began to fall silent in the narrow corridors of earth, preserved by white stones that looked like sandbags and ladders underfoot. Everywhere I looked, there had been men loading, trying to sleep, writing home, sitting among dead friends and cat-size rats, yelling, grunting, crying out in fear, all waist-deep and unrecognizable in the sucking mud. What was most amazing to me was not the green craters or the labyrinth of trench, but that if the French had been stationed stage left in the wing, the Germans were as close as stage right. The distance between them wasn’t even large enough for a soccer game. Julie asked if I wanted a picture taken. I shook my head and she nodded. No one wanted to smile at such a sobering voyeurism.

Accordions are Overrated

After several more small naps (French countryside is utterly uninteresting), we rolled into Paris about 6pm and everyone scattered to buy carnets (little one-way Metro passes) and get euros from an ATM. The Metro was considerably smellier than the Tube and needed WD-40 in the worst way. I went with Rachel, Jessica, Nicole, and Amanda (I’m a bit of a sheep on group outings) and by nightfall ended up at our very first crepe stand. I was impressed at their English. We headed out onto the square, Nutella crepes in hand, and saw the Eiffel Tower gilt in caramel lights. There was a band playing some kind of ambient Mongolian music with chimes, dozens of vendors with light-up trinkets, and locals sitting and chatting. As we looked and chewed, the Tower lights began to pop like a million glittering fireworks. We cheered. No accordion or French bread, but we had crepes and it was our very first night in Paris. We were more than a little excited.

Waiting for the summit is a little like a Disneyland ride, except that people keep offering to sell you stuff in line. If you can prove you’re under 25, you get up to the top for 11.50, rather than 13.10...if you want, you can climb the stairs halfway for 8.50 and not be able to walk the rest of the week. So the five of us, about 10:30pm, finally ended up at the cusp of romantic daydreams, surrounded by a million Asians and zero PDA. It was sooo cool to see Paris at night...the Seine glowed under all the city lights, and little boats floated underneath. I didn’t spit off the top because, honestly, I was so incredibly thirsty. I did stick my face through the cables and look down, something everyone should do at some point (it’s like that part in Ferris Bueller, except the night wind is a bit freakier).

We met a really cute couple from New York who asked us if we were on missions. His wife was trying to convince him that he hadn’t shut his eyes in the last picture, and Jessica offered to take it again. Eventually we all ended up in a group picture with them and chatted in line about school and where they’d travelled. Amanda and I eventually got separated from the rest of the group, so we stuck with the New York couple until the crammed elevator ride down. Ever aware of my bag, I stuck close to Amanda, who did the same.

The Big Lift

At the bottom, we couldn’t find the others. It was 11:15 at this point, and the vendors were swarming on anyone who looked remotely like a tourist. We ignored them all, looking around nearby crepe stands, people crossing the street, and even stood up on a platform to look around. There were quite a few people still milling about in packs, but nobody was to be seen.
After a few minutes, I suggested we head back to the crepe stand on the square. We chatted happily for a few moments, pleased that we were at least together, when my bag felt suddenly much lighter. I looked down and that monstrous black clasp was undone. Flipping it open, it took one second to register that my wallet was gone. Staring around and trying to breathe, I felt like I’d been hit by a bus and everyone near those stairs was a suspect. Amanda asked what was wrong and after a few moments, I said loudly, “My wallet’s been lifted.”

She asked what was in it, where it had happened, was it the New York couple, what should we do now? I needed to get back to the hotel as soon as possible and use the Seely’s cell. Thank goodness Amanda was there; she was very businesslike and handled our transfer out of there with no problems. I’d had one debit card, my driver’s license, 25 euros, my Student I.D., a National Gallery pass and my international card. My pounds and Tube pass were in London, my passport in my hotel room, my Metro and Museum pass in another part of my purse. In short, everything of real significance was not in my wallet at all. My debit emergency numbers were photocopied in this event, and I needed to renew that license soon anyway. By the end of the Metro ride, I was feeling positively cheerful about the whole thing. Amanda agreed to keep this whole incident on the down low—I’d had a fantastic time at the Eiffel tower, and I didn’t want to taint anyone else’s experience.

Apparently it was a good idea; after calling my bank, I came back to find Annie on her bunk, looking a little shaken. I relayed my story which paled in comparison with hers—she and four others had taken the Metro to Saint Michel’s, and two Frenchmen decided they were cute enough for their charming attention. One went up to Caroline and started stroking her arm, saying things like Mademoiselle and other things we couldn’t understand. Caroline did her best to ignore them, and all the girls fell silent. It became apparent to the men that these girls could not speak French, and for no reason at all (in the middle of the crowded train) started yelling obscenities and f-bombs and making these horrible sounds at the girls, most of whom are nineteen and don’t know what to do. They got off at a stop and started walking away, only to find the men following them across streets and into other public places. It took fifteen minutes for them to get bored and give up. Annie said it was really scary. I didn’t know what to say to her or what she could have done. We were in for an uneasy night.

Day 18: Teaching Sunbeams

Too Cute to Be Allowed

My very first Sunbeam class in sixteen years was not exactly how I'd planned it.

Lesson: "I Can Make Right Choices"

Children:
--Alicia, an adorable girl from Ghana who loves pink and playing games. Unspoiled and enthusiastic. Has one two-year-old sister.

--John, a very British four-year-old with only sisters and one father who comes to church. Soft-spoken and well-behaved, so long as proper attention is paid him.

--Daniel, nationality unknown. He looks like a minature Urkle and has more energy than I've seen in a long time. Family unknown. Difficulties listening, hearing?, getting along, and being without that attention.

Execution:

I was put into their room entirely alone (I'd hoped for some kind of teacher to help me out, but I guess not.) Although the Church has announced a ban on candy in Primary, I bought some to incure some kind of order. It was a smart thing to do; with the promise of sweets in the near-future, even Daniel was able to answer questions right and play the games according to the rules. We played a game where all the kids stayed backed to the wall; I had a fifty pence-piece hidden in one hand, and they had to guess which one. If they got it right, they could take a step closer. Alicia was a good guesser, but poor John became really frustrated really quickly. The goal was to teach them all that guessing is a bad way to make choices, and I hope I got through to them.

Most of class was spent on my feet and making Daniel stay put. We also played the thumbs-up, thumbs-down game--I say something like, "You choose to walk quietly to class" and they tell me whether it's a good idea or not. It was fairly successful. My only problem was, after these two games and a big fat story, there were still twenty minutes left of class and everyone was getting wiggly. At that point, I realized I didn't have any other games I could think to play, so I resigned and sat down in a little Primary chair and watched them squeal and jump and dance around the room. It was really fun, so long as the noise was constantly hushed. I found out about John and Alicia's families and what they liked to do. At the end of class, we had to be reverent so Alicia could pray, and John passed around the tiny garbage can ("Put your wrappers in the bin!") and I was able to let them go to their parents.

Mental note: research games for four-year-olds, and maybe sing some songs next time.

Day 17: The Pope in Hyde Park

So I went on a quest for socks. The only place anyone recommended is this fantastic department store called Primark, which sounds like Ross and Walmart put together (the idea makes me want to scream and run away) but I really needed socks for Paris. I felt cool though, getting off at Marble Arch where I'd never been...unfortunately for me, it was EXIT ONLY and I didn't know what that meant. I emerged into glorious sunshine and crowds of old people shuffling towards Hyde Park...Darn you, Pope! I have nothing against Catholicism, but the traffic for this man was unbelieveable. The entire road was blocked off, I couldn't get into Primark, and Bond Street was the nearest Tube station. I got back on the Tube and headed home, defeated.

Day 16: FIELD TRIP--Crown Jewels and the Bloody Tower

Embracing a Morbid Past

Bit of a crazy night. It was nice to head out into the city with everyone else, to see the Tower in the daytime. I knew the history of this site well enough--how the two princes were killed by Henry VII or their uncle Richard III (you can vote when you visit), how Mary put Elizabeth up there, how people like Anne Boleyn were killed within the fortress walls, rather than publicly like Thomas More, depending on how famous or infamous to the crown they were. There's a spot by the gate canal where ten such executions took place called the Tower Green. It's just a round marble dais with a glass pillow, inscribed with the words “Gentle visitor pause a while, Where you stand death cut away death cut away the light of many days. Here, jeweled names were broken from the vivid thread of life. May they rest in peace while we walk the generations around their strife and courage, Under these restless skies”. Anne Boleyn, three Scotsmen, Lady Jane Grey, and the Countess of Salisbury were among those who were not actually treasonous. Perhaps their private doing-away with sheds some light on what really happened. We paused a moment while the ravens crowed on the lawn behind us.

What all our girls were really excited to see, however, were the Crown Jewels. I actually didn't know that they were on display to look at. While the others oohed and ahhhed at the immense size of these diamonds, rubies, sapphires, gold plates and sterling snuffboxes, I was sad to see such wealth displayed so publicly and so utterly unuseful. It appears that my practicality remains, even to see such gorgeous objects as the Crown Jewels, but the Rose of India only invoked in me a sadness that children starve to death in India every year, and does one woman really need a fifteen-hundred-carat diamond? I was glad for the incredible security, which meant we were ushered out into the sunshine quickly.

The rest of the time was spent walking the walls, checking out the king's armor, learning about medieval London, and even seeing the instruments of torture used during that time period. The rack was the least of everyone's problems. The trouble was, the information given on pain of torture was utterly fallible and often impossible to disprove, hence the execution of Anne Boleyn due to infidelity. We enjoyed walking the little city-within-a-city, relaying the story that so long as the ravens stay near the Bloody Tower, it would never fall. Those who lived in that tower carved their own names or quotes in the wall, and it was amazing to see the word Jane near a window, carved over 400 years previous by a sixteen year old girl. It was a bleak place to live. But unlike us, the Britons seem to embrace their violent past, rather than reject it.

Rebels and Pork Sandwiches

Burrough Market was the next stop. We were starving and had some forty minutes still to walk. It was a day of blue sky and cheerful pedestrians anticipating the weekend. Nice of the locals to point us in the right direction, because we definitely didn't cross the right bridge and had to walk much further.

After Portobello Road, I expected another antique shop and wasn't altogether enthused. What we quickly learned was that Burrough Market is entirely food--brownies, pastries, falafel, fresh bread and fruit, cheeses, meats, couscous, garden vegetables--Annie and I ran into Dr. Tate, who pointed us to the best pork sandwiches in the place. The only downside to buying one so quickly was that my mouth was full whenever someone asked me what it was or where I'd gotten it. It was a crazy place, but I will definitely go back to buy a brownie again.

By evening, I was exhausted and surly due to home-based stress. Bless Nikki, she procured Harry Potter 6 and twenty of us had a rogue viewing in the classroom upstairs so I could unwind and figure out a plan of action. It was really cool to see Diagon Alley and other streets of London look so utterly familiar--I guess the squealing wasn't entirely for boys on the screen....we'll see if Ben's plan for a Potter Pilgrimage pans out. I'm game.

Day 15: Staying In

It was such a relief to stay in today. Not much to report in ways of serendipitous adventuring, but going out and about every single night is really taxing. What with being sandwiched between two field trip days, Thursday ought to be spent reading Northanger Abbey and watching Big Fish.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Day 14: FIELD TRIP--A Turn for the Literary

Unroyal, But No Less Fairytale

Annie and I, who share the same birthday (nothing like instant friendship over a date), spent the first two coach hours discussing our romantic entanglements. She also suggested I change my accomadations to put a bunk bed in my little cupboard above the stairs, herself being the bunk mate. As fun as it would be, I don't know if Sister Seely is too hip on the idea.

Our first stop was a little place called Bodiam Castle, owned by the Bodehams back during the 1300s. They're not actually royal--the castle was given to them to ward off invasions from the north. The profs tried to convince us that alligators still live in the moat, but considering all the ducks floating on the surface, nobody was fooled. It was a beautiful day, full of blue sky and wispy clouds, and the castle sat at the top of an emerald hill. I didn't realize how big a moat would be--it was at least fifty feet from bank to wall, and in some places, more than that. The profs tried to convince us that alligators still live in the moat, but considering all the ducks floating on the surface, nobody was fooled. Big black carp swam below ("Look, I can see the piranha!" said another group of kids visiting).

We had to cross three bridges to get inside the courtyard; it was hard to tell what the original walls were supposed to look like, considering madcap grass growing where it wasn't supposed to. But I found the "vat" in the dungeon and several hexagon-shaped rooms with thin windows and wood floors, all perfect for Princess Fiona of course. After five different people asked me to take their pictures, I fled up a random spiral staircase and stayed at the top for several minutes, just looking out over the countryside. Apparently Nikki was calling my name from an opposite tower, but I just wasn't looking that way.

Far from the Jungle

Our next stop was the humble abode of Rudyard Kipling. Most of us just went along with our profs' enthusiasm (they'd never been before) without too much hassle--we'd all seen the Jungle Book, right?

What we didn't expect were the most luscious cottage gardens, vegetable walks, bushes of wysteria eating the house, roses, a lily pond with schools of goldfish the size of dewdrops; the grass was lush in the soft breeze, tall hedges obscured a distant sheepfield, and beech trees stood like sentries along nature-made trails. I sat on a log and just soaked up a sunray, thinking that heaven must be something like this.

His house was an English cottage yes, but it was furnished with copper plasters of Mowgli, tapestries of tigers, watercolors of Riki-Tiki-Tavi, woven baskets, African bureaus, bookshelf after bookshelf, screens of Krishna, gold painted wallpaper now worth 2.2 million pounds, bamboo furniture...Kipling clearly couldn't let go of Bombay or England. I think I understand him much better; there is a drive in us all to "settle down for good" in a place like heaven, but heaven can be many different places, with many different people. How does one choose the "best" one?Can we wander perpetually and find rest in that?

The Battle of Hastings

Reluctantly, we headed out toward Battle Abbey, where took place the famous war of 1066--William the Conqueror fought Saxon king Harold on a grassy moor surrounded by trees, Saxon swords at the top of the hill, Norman longbows at the bottom. Dr. Seely and most of the class traipsed around the field, following a beautifully marked trail that played out the battle sequence step-by-step. The woods were the setting for French retreat, and the far side was where they attacked again from the east, waving their bows and flags and killing Harold with an arrow in the eye. I looked over the calm, grassy hills and imagined dead men cast about like so many rag dolls, the clash of sword and shield, the cry of victory for the Normans. Considering what a tragedy it was for natural English peoples, it is celebrated through memorializing that Abbey (which we definitely had no time to see). Regardless, it was really amazing to see the impact that war has on the feel of land and how this town reveres it.

Monk's House

Virginia Woolf lived in a little cottage an hour from Hastings, in an utterly charming village of gardens and christened houses. Dr. Tate told us that she came here more and more frequently as the years went on. I don't blame her; the cottage garden, the greenhouse, her little pond and workshop of blue writing paper was utterly enchanted. Woolf and her husband are memorialized in stone in their garden, his bust tired and warn, hers ghostly and ethereal. There's something to be said for the places where people die, particularly the way she did--every step in her garden felt watched, reverent like the trenches were because of the ghostly steps that had been there before. She was a sad woman; her pictures are melancholy and aloof, tortured artist among Keats and T.S. Eliot. It was odd to be in her place of sanctuary that clearly turned against her in the end.

Day 13: What Do Billy Collins and Wilfred Owens Have In Common?

During War and Modernism today, I discovered the greatest poem about truth I've found yet. (Obviously nothing I did today could top the discovery of truth.)
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Child Development

As sure as prehistoric fish grew legs
and sauntered off the beaches into forests
working up some irregular verbs for their
first conversation, so three-year-old children
enter the phase of name-calling.

Every day a new one arrives and is added
to the repertoire. You Dumb Goopyhead,
You Big Sewerface, You Poop-on-the-Floor
(a kind of Navaho ring to that one)
they yell from knee level, their little mugs
flushed with challenge.
Nothing Samuel Johnson would bother tossing out
in a pub, but then the toddlers are not trying
to devastate some fatuous Enlightenment hack.

They are just tormenting their fellow squirts
or going after the attention of the giants
way up there with their cocktails and bad breath
talking baritone nonsense to other giants,
waiting to call them names after thanking
them for the lovely party and hearing the door close.

The mature save their hothead invective
for things: an errant hammer, tire chains,
or receding trains missed by seconds,
though they know in their adult hearts,
even as they threaten to banish Timmy to bed
for his appalling behavior,
that their bosses are Big Fatty Stupids,
their wives are Dopey Dopeheads
and that they themselves are Mr. Sillypants.

--Billy Collins

Day 12: Lizzie, Lydia, and the Trials of Mr. Bennet

Reading a Church

A frantic night and morning of getting all our reading finished, and we sat in Religion to finish that "fireside" from the night before. Dr. Seely taught us all how to "read a church", which comprises a knowledge of Christian symbolism and architecture, looking for Blood, Water, and Spirit, and asking "Where is Jesus?" An Anglican parish, like St. Martin's, is characterized by a steeple pointing toward heaven, a font at the entrance to start the spiritual journey with baptism (christening), the nave (pews), the pulpit (for sermons), the lectern (where the Bible is read), and the altar at the top and center (the end of the spiritual journey), which is often separated from the congregation by a Rood Screen, symbolizing the veil in Old Testament times to protect from the wrath of God. Every single cathedral and church we've seen thus far uses these elements to highlight the sacredness of the space and otherwise unremarkable props. I've decided to write my paper on an LDS chapel and will post it here as soon as it is graded.

Mr. Bennet

The next class was considerably lighter. Within our little cluster, we discussed the similarities between Lizzie and Lydia (which just felt like explaining the similarities between reds and yellows). While Liz was more put off by Elizabeth during these explanations, Julie said she found Lydia less irritating and less one-dimensional. These similarities include: cool confidence, the desire for praise (in Lizzie's case, respect), an ability to lead weaker individuals, they both like Wickham, they are proactive and less-inclined to bouts of depression, and both think very highly of their own opinion, which also proves disastrous for each in turn.

I pointed out that they are the favorite of one parent and the least-favorite of the opposite parent, which certainly adds to the woes of Mr. Bennet. Dr. Bird is bent on thinking him a horrible, one-sided person, which makes me sad after all her talk of Austen producing fantastic, believable characters. I love Mr. Bennet and feel for the way he copes with mistakes he's made. He's not happy. I don't blame his ironic comments and non-support of his wife's wishes, propriety or no. Were I in such a situation, it would be easy to sink into self-pity and depression; but Mr. Bennet finds little joys in abusing ridiculous characters like Collins, reading in his study, and in the satisfaction of raising a daughter like Elizabeth, whose friends and mother both are infinitely sillier. I have no doubt that if he had not mistakenly married his wife that he would be happier and more involved in his own life, and I applaud his sense of living through private jokes and snarky comments. Reminds me a bit of my own dad.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Day 11: The Children of Lea Valley

Zone Three

Everyone had already left for church when my little group shoved off at quarter to noon. Carolyn promised we'd get there on time; we were joined by Rachel and two others, who'd spent no less than three hours trying to get to their ward, but had been foiled by Victoria line construction. So the seven of us walked to Notting Hill station, where I learned rather unpleasantly that we had to pay out-of-zone. My last £20 went to top up my Oyster card, and I was irritated that no one had warned us sooner.

We got off some forty or so minutes later, and had little time to find the right street and get to sacrament meeting on time. Lea Valley, as it turns out, is in a little part of the city, next to cheery shops and the Whitechapel ward who shares the building. According to Rachel, not many of the students' wards meet in actual chapels--hers met in an elementary school, and some rented out space. When we walked in, some African ladies cheered, "Yeah, BYU!" Lots of people came up to introduce themselves, including a facilities management guy who declared that he was looking for a new wife (he's in his eighties, and snarkier than an old walrus) and a family man from Provo, whose little girl walked up and down the aisles the whole time, offering crisps and her bottle to everyone. The meeting was dominated by 3 of the 4 elders, the favorite of whom was from South Africa, had a spectacular accent, and declared he'd been out almost three whole days. He also used "hosed" most gracefully; being a convert himself, he now feels the consequences of having ditched out on the elders back in the day.

Assignments

Brother Edon met with the four of us in his office, explaining that he was about to outlast Bishop in his calling, so it made the most sense to get things squared away with him. His British accent was chill and made us all feel comfortable, even though we were giving the A to Zed of our previous church service. I asked if I could get mission papers finished in this ward, even though they didn't exactly have my records--he seemed a little surprised, but enthusiasm soon trickled through and he promised to speak to Bishop about it.

In short, Liz, Carolyn and I were assigned to work in the Primary and Jani went into mentoring the Young Women. I'd never worked in Primary, but knew that it was inspired that I get some good mission prep; that's basically what the elders do, take incredible Gospel truths and pare them down to bite sized portions (although without all the songs and coloring and fun treats). Sister Susan gave a warm reception and we did our best to mirror her enthusiasm for Primary. Liz sat between some little boys right off, while I retreated to the BIG chairs in the back. It was apparent that Junior and Senior primaries were combined, and some of the older boys were clearly bored at this point. Perhaps the Youth program is a bit more compelling.

With Kaitlyn practicing the piano for her Spanish ward that morning, I was surprised to learn the words to her Primary song in English. I sang with gusto, while small brown faces glanced every so often back at me. One spectacled five-year-old could not keep his hands to himself; I suddenly regretted not having some kind of food with me. His teacher tried to maintain patience ("Daniel! Please be reverent!") But Esther's long braided pigtails proved too enticing. I climbed over as gracefully as I could to sit next to him and his friend George, who stared up and me and smiled shyly. Esther scooted back in her chair and I held Daniel's so he couldn't either. He got grumpy with me, but I smiled the whole time at him and he just deflated until the end of class. I felt like hot stuff.

Leandra's Class

Sister Susan asked us where we preferred to go next. Carolyn went to nursery, Liz headed to the 4-7 year olds, and I was thrilled for the 8-11 year olds. "They can be quite a handful," she warned me. I assured her I would be fine; I ran the cooking station at Cub Scout Day Camp all those years, no worries.

There were six kids in the class: Esther, Michael, Nathan, Tico, Nigel and Jemma. To dispel any confusion, Tico was the only white kid in the class besides me, missing several front teeth and a volume button. The other boys were most definitely friends, and the girls began to feel the tug of hormones to impress said boys. Leandra, the teacher, was 18 and headed to BYU-Idaho come fall term. Going around the room, everyone fessed up to their name and age ("I'm Nigel (fill in ridiculous fake last name) and I'm TEN.") Whatever, I told them I was twenty and they all declared that I looked older. Leandra began to lose patience early on ("What is going on with you all today? You're never like this.") It took some doing, but separating Nigel and Nathan was necessary to dispel their inappropriate comments. (Happily I seem to retain my scary death-look from Scout camp).

The lesson proved to be particularly eye-opening for me. It was about the Word of Wisdom, and Leandra talked about her secondary school experience, where she had been the only 13-year-old who didn't drink or smoke, let alone later years. The kids seemed to be particularly well-versed in the different drugs and ways to break the word of wisdom, which made me want to go home and do some research on what exactly is legal and normal for London. Eventually Tico said loudly that he was allergic to pork and alcohol, which inspired interrogation as to whether he'd actually tried the latter. He got so angry that he fled the room.

So, 3:30 on Sunday afternoon could find me traipsing about the parking lot after a small dark-haired boy who was shouting "Leave me in peace!" I worried that this would become a regular occurence and resolved to get some better running shoes. Eventually I lost him and Sister Susan reinstated him in class without much fuss--maybe some sprinting around can really help our class. Also some lunch before church. Happily Bishop found me in the hall and said he'd be glad to help me with those mission papers. I reentered the class in high spirits, even though everyone announced that Tico had outsmarted me.

After class was over, Leandra came and gave me a big hug. I promised that the worst was over and that the newness of my audience was certainly dissipated. Sister Susan wasn't joking, but I sincerely hoped that I would be able to hear some sincere responses in class before I went, rather than just hints of them. All the girls met up in the hall to report on their classes. To my embarassment, everyone had seen me outside chasing Tico, but they were particularly empathetic. Liz was handed a manual to teach next week, and I asked if I could maybe teach her class sometime. She gave me the manual and said they were the cutest girls in existence. I felt bad about ditching out on Leandra, but swore to attend her class as often as I could. The need to teach the 4-year-olds was an opportunity I didn't want to pass up.

Muse and Another Paper

The Tube ride home was full of shortbread cookies, offered to Brianna in Relief Society (she accepted and didn't really have the heart to confess that they would attend their own ward the following week). Jani and Rachel told the story of going to find scalpers at Wembley Stadium the night before--Muse was in town, and as much as I'd love to see them again, I didn't really have the funds for a scalper. But these girls got lucky. With a security guard watching out for them, they scored two awesome seats for £10 total. That's like seven bucks apeice to see the greatest concert on planet Earth. I was really glad they got to go see them at the end of their tour.

The fireside that night was essentially class, teaching us how to write our paper on Sacred Space, which is due on Saturday at midnight. Bit more romantic deadline, isn't it? Good thing we get D's rather than turn into pumpkins.

Day 10: In Search of American Pizza

September 11 proved a cumbersome day; a bit of a nightmare as far as public relations in the States, our profs warned us to stay away from major Tube lines, the embassy and consulates region, Grosvenor Square, major tourist attractions--in short, anything imagined to be interesting.

It was well enough; I stayed in to blog and do a bit of homework. Unfortunately, Saturdays the Centre does not prepare any meals for us, and at about seven o'clock, the peanut butter sandwich at noon seemed years ago. Determined to finish with this cabin fever, I grabbed my purse and walked off to Queensway in search of some cafe in which to sit and write some musings.

While cafes and pubs are demure about two in the afternoon on most days, Saturdays are performance times, outside the regular workdays, and the evenings are packed with enthused white-collars ready to let loose for the weekend. I passed the famously delicious places like Tuk Tuk (Thai food), Bella Italia, and that five-dollar pizza joint no one can remember the name of. Everywhere I looked was an absolute zoo and I was beginning to sink into claustraphobia.

Stepping on the Tube and choosing a random stop, I got off Hammersmith and City in the middle of Baker Street...you know, the one famous for one Watson and his friend Sherlock Holmes. I stood in the gathering dark and admired the turn-of-century buildings when someone said, "Excuse me, ma'am, do you know where the London clinic is?"

I turned and tried to help read her directions, and was less than confident in having her continue walking along Baker. It took a few minutes to realize that someone had just mistaken me for a local in a place I'd never been before! Hooray! Give it another two weeks, and I'll know just what to say in where to go. I chose to eat at a Pizza Hut across the street to celebrate. The thought of American pizza was intoxicating. As promised, I sat at a table with my pizza and blackcurrents juice, writing in my little notebook and in love with the city.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Day 9: FIELD TRIP--Sacred Space

Off to Kent

The morning came too quickly for everyone, least of all for kitchen crew. Happily breakfast consisted yogurt and fresh bakery muffins, so the five of us had no dishes to wash. Everyone made their lunches and shoved off for the coach (in American, that's a really nice charter bus). I sat next to curly-haired Rachel and we chatted happily about OK Go and Muse before trying to sleep.

Due to my lack of schedule attention, the sight of Dover Castle was way more exciting than everyone else thought. It was a cloudy morning, and the Channel was greyer than frozen mackerel. The city of Dover was stacked precariously over the rolling hills, and the fortress loomed far above. We fell out of the coach, throwing on coats and bags and ready to trek up the hill. We waited in the biting wind for some time before the gates would open, taking dorky pictures and trying to spot the Eiffel Tower on the other side of the Channel (it was all grey mist). At last we marched across the drawbridge and grassy moat, past the stained-glass windows and cross-bow sights, past the marine buttresses and little shops for ice-cream, and to a sign that read "Secret Tunnels This Way". No one laughed except me.

Within the Cliffs of Dover

A bit of history: These Secret Tunnels, dug into the Cliffs of Dover, were constructed in medieval times and greatly expanded during the Napoleonic Wars. During WWII, however, the Germans ushered the Allied forces into the French town of Dunkirk (right across the Channel from Dover) like hogs in a slaughterhouse, pinning them between ocean and armsmen. But General Ramsey decided to head a rescue operation, using those tunnel annexes as headquarters. Of the 400,ooo British military trapped there, Ramsey got 338,000 out, an enormous success for the incredible odds against them.

Down in the tunnels, the soft chalk walks were fortified with sheets of aluminum and plaster, making Annex A particularly dangerous. Like a Disneyland ride, the tour was punctuated with radio signals, failing lights, and staged conversations. But as we viewed military uniforms, lockers, bunkrooms, toilets, kitchen and mess hall, operations rooms, and infirmaries from the period, it all became a bit spooky. We stared at scissors in a bedpan on top of a white gurney and listened to the dramatization of a pilot amputation, imagining the concentration of the surgeon and the pilot's fear as all the lights failed. All these few men in charge had were women--hundreds of women--to work the mess hall, operations rooms, as nurses, technicians, and even to fly the planes from factory to the carriers in the bay. It was amazing to see those female workers smiling from every picture on the tour, living for three years among gruff soldiers underground. No doubt most had a vested interest in WWII, whether it was a boyfriend, husband, or brother off to fight; I'm sure these women felt that they could be of service--it's a shame that it took until the forties for everyone else to figure that out.

King Arthur, Saxons, and Romans

With an hour to spare before we had to be back at the coach, Dover Castle awaited some fifty feet up. We huffed up those hills, remembering the organized ones at St. Paul's with fondness, and emerged at the Colton Tower, which was constructed later. The castle itself was built in 1180 by Henry II, who wanted a "Key to Britain", a fortress that could be impregnable and deadly to any invader. His showpiece to visitors is called the Great Tower, which is the place where many scholars believe King Arthur's knights gathered together.

Coming into the square, my breath flew away at the sight of enormous crimson flags hanging from steel-colored stone walls...the castle stood in the center, and surrounding courtier houses added extra defense and a little town in an exterior circle. They were made of stacked stones, the grout a cement made from flint. I offered to take as many pictures as Rachel liked, sorely missing my own camera and batteries.
We sprinted up the tower, only stopping briefly to view the different rooms; one was full of straw, a furnace, and baking bread; one was a king's court, strewn with gold and scarlet banners and silver goblets; one was a bedroom with chamber pots and a magnificent bed. Reminded of St. Paul's, we dutifully climbed the stairs to the very top. The roof square was flat, with guardtowers at each of the four corners and a chimney in the center. I stared over the side at the design of the place--the courtier houses, which had been converted to bunkhouses during the Napoleonic Wars, the church and lighthouse in the distance.
Nikki and Rachel were nice enough to put me in a lot of pictures. With only twenty minutes left, we hurried to the north corner and saw the oldest building in Britian--the Roman Lighthouse. It looked like a roll of Jimmy Dean sausage, squashed sideways into the earth. Verdigree had begun to disease the lopsided stones, which were also made from flint and cement. Inside, the windows clearly once supported crossbowmen and a magnificent fire to lead across the water.
Next to the lighthouse stood a Saxon church, a great basilica with graffiti from the Crusades. The top half had clearly been destroyed and rebuilt again, but the foundation of flint was still very sound. Saxons had invaded England after the fall of Rome, in the 4 and 500s, and were converted to Christianity by the conquered peoples. Although the Dream of the Rood and Beowulf suggest an influence of pagan beliefs, but those scholars need to realize that as soon as Jesus was portrayed as an epic hero who vanquished death and hell, Christianity clicked with many mead-hall cultures. It was spectacular to see the devotion of these so-called barbarous nations who dotted the continent with churches and inspired generations of Christianity.
Pit-Stop
All too soon, we had to get back to the coach and couldn't see the castle out the windows. Everyone grabbed their lunches and we sat in mullified silence with sandwiches, chips, and Malteasers. Our next stop was St. Augustine's abbey, also known as ruins from Henry VIII's dissolution. We drove by the chalk-white cliffs and thought of taking the Dover Ferry in a few weeks.
The little village of Canterbury was barely a half-hour away, but the Shulers had given us so much lunch that most of us hadn't finished despite tromping from one edge of Dover to the other. We jaunted over to the abbey entrance only to find a heavy black gate, locked. Dr. Seely looked utterly bewildered. He jumped on his cell (mobile) and we waited for more than thirty minutes while he worked his way through the heirarchy of church and cathedral management. At last, he declared the manager would arrive, and we had enough time to visit a little parish just down the street.
The bridge opening to St. Martin's had HOLINESS UNTO THE LORD inscribed at the top, and we all hushed as though entering the temple. It was a green, woody part of the town, cornered by the black river and raised by fat green hills. I guess I never really believed the museums that said England was running out of burial space; the gravestones were ancient and lopsided and crammed together like a field of upright macaroni. I was glad that the particularly photogenic girls in our group refrained from making dorky faces in the cemetery of so many laypeople. Dr. Seely stood on the front steps as though getting ready to lecture from outside the parish when someone opened the door. He looked shocked and gestured for us to come inside.
A lady welcomed us, putting down her watering can and recognizing we were LDS at once. She
had us sit in the pews and we spent a few quiet moments admiring the very mismatched walls. A picture of amiability, she looked thrilled that this one time she'd come in to water the flowers, there was a group of Americans who wanted to see the oldest church in England from inside. She pointed out the Roman bricks in otherwise Saxon walls, the leper's squint and how it was lined up with the altar, the font carved from marble and a millstone at the entrance. Dr. Seely was so thrilled; in all the years of doing this program, he'd never been able to come inside St. Martin's. "I know that the cathedrals are impressive and meant to wow you, but these are the places where religion is truly practiced," he said. "This is where your ancestors worshipped." We ended with a few hymns, our voices echoing from the stone walls and feeling the reverence of the place. I have no doubt that the Spirit was able to work in these congregations of generations ago, leading them to Christ as best as possible. That never really clicked for me until now, but it makes sense as to why members in 1844 in Britian were double that of Salt Lake (24,000 to 11,000)--they had already devoted their lives to God and felt of His love.
The Martyrdom of Sacred Space
All too soon, we were required back at the gate and were ready to visit the ruins of St. Augustine's (not Augustine the theologian). It was built around 598 A.D. thanks to Queen Bertha, who was a Christian. It survived for nearly 1,000 years until Henry VIII's Dissolution absorbed all church wealth and destroyed the country's abbeys and monasteries. We just about sprinted through the little museum to get out to the ruins, barely taking in the tunics, ceramics, and Bibles salvaged from the ruin.
The sun had finally come out and wildflowers grew between the stones that were left; they looked like abandoned legos in a rec room. At one corner of the grass was a prehistoric stone--it looked like an 8-foot black index finger pointing toward heaven. On closer inspection, we could see two slabs had been smashed together by some ancient Celts or even earlier; the slabs were rubbed smooth by time and the holy rock (so say scholars) had a very Stonehenge feel.
All that's left of the abbey are arches, the framework of a tiny monastery, and the tombstones of two abbots. Girls clambered onto the crumbling pillars to pose for pictures, while others sat to contemplate why the square was octagon-shaped...I wandered over to a wall in the middle of the grass to get away from everyone. The wall was made of flint shards. I ran my had over it and knocked a piece loose, like a bad tooth; tucking it into my purse, I read the inscription, which said that this wall separated the clerical graveyard with the laypeople. None of the graves were marked. I treaded lightly where I could, staying close to the wall. There were purple snapdragons growing out of the cracks. Mandy caught me and took a picture.
A Pilgrimage to Canterbury
Driving out of London, little Andrew Tate recited (in Middle English too) the first 18 lines of Chaucer's General Prologue; the words about pilgrims coming from miles away to see the miracles at Canterbury were never said so beautifully. We all hushed in reverence.
We walked through the town from the abbey, through little sidestreets where people milled in the road and bakeries, fishmarkets, and spice shops were commonplace. There were many declarations that this was the coolest little village we'd visited and we regretted not being able to come back. It was clear that a little town like Canterbury retains its livelihood from its history, particularly the Gothic Cathedral that towered over every high street.
For those who don't know, Canterbury Cathedral is the endplace for every pilgrimage mentioned in Chaucer's Tales. True, the pillars, tiles, windows of Bible stories, tombs, and high altar were breath-taking, but unlike St. Paul's, our tour was particularly heavy on the spiritual aspect of the site, and our guide helped us understand exactly when and where the Sainthood of Thomas Becket was made sure. Thomas was very young when he was appointed Archbishop of Canterbury by Henry II (the same king who built Dover Castle!) and thus headed the Cathedral. Unfortunately, the King and the Church had difficulty sharing power, and in Henry's rage, said, "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" Sure enough, one night, Henry's knights appeared at the Cathedral to make Thomas agree to the king's utter supremacy, higher than God's. He refused. They dragged him from the chapter room and before the altar. As Thomas yelled for the other monks to run, they sliced off the top of his head and left his body in a puddle in his own cathedral. The knights, pleased with their handywork, left the monks to clean up.
The story goes that Thomas' body was placed in a tabernacle and people (once the news had spread) came to pray before it. Many miracles, including incredible healings, began to take place, as recorded by one gentleman and now engraved on the wall of Canterbury. It made Thomas Becket the fastest-made Saint in history. During the Dissolution some four hundred years later, Henry VIII demanded that the tabernacle be removed and St. Thomas' bones burned, which left them scattered to this day. Our guide led us to the place where a candle now burns instead of the tabernacle, which was stolen by the king for its fabulous jewels. In the flagstoned floor are the imprints of a million knees that knelt to pray, lit in red and blue stained-glass windows. I caught my breath at this simple display of pure devotion.
Dinnertime
The trip back was uneventful; most people slept, and everyone else kept conversations minimal. My neck ached when I awoke, and I realized I'd only seen one sheep field the entire journey. But it was dusk now, and London began to light up everywhere. Bishop Shuler gave us each £5 to get some food. Lunch seemed ages ago, and we were ready to tackle whatever place sounded good.
Long story short, nine of us headed to Wagamama's, a Japanese place recommended by all the profs. Sarryn worried that the Japanese cuisine would incure nothing but bad reactions (picky eater) and I convinced her that everything would be just fine. After discussing what we'd seen that day, a few boy stories, and how to properly handle chopsticks, our food began to arrive. Teriyaki, yakisoba, and a few curry dishes, and Sarryn's ginger chicken arrived. It was a mound of rice floating in a sea of dishwater-colored gravy; although the chicken and vegetables looked fine, we hoped that for her sake, it would be okay. At Sarryn's look of disgust, the plate was passed around and everyone agreed it tasted like wax. We all determined to get Magnum bars on the way back. My very first double-decker bus ever!
It didn't feel like Friday at all. We were all determined to sleep in Saturday. But, as wiped out as we were, we didn't go to bed until after Lisa's surprise birthday cake. Portobello Road, Camden Market, and homework awaited.